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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

The Belated Christmas Interview

It may be late but I am at least meeting the demands of my readers.


1. Wrapping paper or gift bag? According to GMYH, I am "a sixty-eight-year-old woman named Agnes who smokes a pack of Vantage 100s a day and gives her grandkids bottles of Evan Williams eggnog for Christmas even though the oldest, Amber, is only seventeen?" Nevertheless, I use a mixture of wrapping paper and gift bags.

2. Real tree or Artificial? Currently, a fake fiber optic tree that is about 3 feet tall because my apartment has no room for a real tree.

3. When do you put up the tree? The day after Thanksgiving.

4. When do you take the tree down? The day after Christmas.

5. Do you like eggnog? Nope.

6. Favorite gift received as a child? My cabbage patch kid, Seth (not Cohen).

7. Hardest person to buy for? Myself. I mean, a gift for you; a gift for me. It's hard to not buy myself the things I put on my Amazon list.

8. Easiest person to buy for? Myself. Who else knows what I want?

9. Do you have a nativity scene? No, not until my mom gives me the one we had from my childhood. Until then, my Christmas remains entirely secular and about presents alone.

10. Mail or email Christmas cards? You bitches are not worth the 42 cents.

11. Worst Christmas gift you ever received? Anything pink my mother shoved on me as a child.

12. Favorite Christmas Movie? A tie between Christmas Vacation and Love, Actually.

13. When do you start shopping for Christmas? This question assumes I stop.

14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? Nope. I just give the ugly stuff to the homeless.

15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? Peppermint bark.

16. Lights on the tree? Duh.

17. Favorite Christmas song? "What Child Is This?"

18. Travel at Christmas or stay at home? Home.

19. Can you name all of Santa's reindeer? Why? What's it to you?

20. Angel on the tree top or a star? Neither. I don't put actual ornaments on my fiber optic tree.

21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning? Depends on when my family gets together.

22. Most annoying thing about this time of the year? Those people who try to take the Christ out of Christmas. Who are these people? And, how can we get them to cut out Ann Coulter's tongue?

23. What theme or color are you using? I don't understand this question.

24. Favorite for Christmas dinner? If I don't have to cook it then it all tastes good.

25. What do you want for Christmas this year? A free trip to Europe. P.S. My dreams were dashed.

26. Favorite Christmas memory? I don't know that I have one of these. Hmmm.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

37 Things Meme

For B-Mart

37 "Odd" Things About Me

1. Do you like blue cheese?

No. I think it's gross. I know cheese is mold but it's another thing to actually see the mold.

2. Have you ever smoked?

A few times mostly when alcohol is involved.

3. Do you own a gun?

Funnily enough, I just got a gun yesterday. Honestly, I am not sure I am completely comfortable about the whole thing. But still, it's kind of a pretty gun.

4. What flavor Kool Aid was your favorite?

Cherry. Always Cherry.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?

Only when it involves a speculum.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?

I think they are best eaten at the ball park.

7. Favorite Christmas movie?

It's not really a Christmas movie per se but for some reason the local stations would always play The Sound of Music at Christmas. So, the hills are alive, bitches.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

It depends on if it's warm or cold. Warm: ice water. Cold: hot tea.

9. Can you do push ups?

Yes.

10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?

It's a toss up between my amethyst ring I got for my 13th birthday and my Hand of Fatima necklace (that I turned into my arm tattoo).

11. Favorite hobby?

Reading with watching television at a very, very close second.

12. Do you have A.D.D.?

Nope.

13. Do you wear glasses/contacts?

Yes and yes. Thanks parental units for my awful eyes.

14. Middle name?

I can't tell you that because you might try to steal my identity.

15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?

On Spooks: Ruth should really date Harry. They are so cute together. I need to take a shower and I think I will wear pigtails today.

16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?

Water, Pepsi, milk. But I am not Laverne and I don't mix the pepsi and milk.

17. Current worry?

Will I get all my work stuff taken care of before going away for Girl's Weekend?

18. Current hate right now?

My dirty apartment.

19. Favorite place to be?

I don't know that I have a favorite place to be. I mostly care about who I am with at the time.

20. How did you bring in the new year?

I honestly do not remember. Wow. That is just sad.

21. Where would you like to go?

Many, many places. I want to go to France, Spain, England, Scotland, Australia, and back to Montreal.

22. Name three people who will complete this?

GMYH but he'll parody it. And, uh others?

23. Do you own slippers?

Of course. Don't you?

24. What shirt are you wearing?

I am wearing an orange tanktop.

25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?

Not particularly. It always felt strange to me.

26. Can you whistle?

Nope. Never have been able to.

27. Favorite color?

Turqouise.

28. Would you be a pirate?

Arrgh you kidding? Hells yes.

29. What songs do you sing in the shower?

If I told you I would have to kill you.

30. Favorite Girl's Name?

Look, I don't like attempts for people to try to steal my potential baby names. Haven't you ever seen Seinfeld?

31. Favorite boy's name?

See above.

32. What's in your pocket right now?

I have no pockets on me right now.

33. Last thing that made you laugh?

The Soup with Joel McHale. Hee.

34. What vehicle do you drive?

My blue Mazda3.

35. Worst injury you've ever had?

Uh, well, I have had several sprained ankles and also a few concussions. But it was mostly likely the concussion/ankle slicing combo of the first accident I was in and had to spend a few weeks on crutches.

36. Do you love where you live?

Generally speaking, yes. Although I don't really know all my new neighbors so we shall see.

37. How many TVs do you have in your house?

Just one and I am kind of proud of that.

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Memes, like the cormers of my mind

From Bill via Docs Rock

Name your top six favorite tv shows without reading the questions below:

1. Ugly Betty
2. Battlestar Galactica
3. Grey's Anatomy
4. Everwood
5. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
6. Alias

And now the questions:




















1. Who is your favorite character from #2?

Hmmm. I think it's a tie between Helo and Starbuck.

02. Who is your least favorite character from #4?

Madison aka Bucky

03. What would a crossover between #1 and #5 include?

Fashionista vampires being staked by the Slayer.

04. Who is your favorite ship from #6?

Spy Daddy, Vaughn, and Me. Ha! No, come on it's Syd and Vaughn.

05. If you were to set one person from #3 and one person from #6 on a blind date, who would they be?

SpyDaddy and Addison might be hot.

06. If you could meet one person from #4 and spend the day with them, who would it be, and what would you do?

Oh man. That is so hard. Only one person? Man, I am going to have to go with Chris Pratt. Well, I don't know exactly what we would do but him being shirtless would be a good portion of our time together.

07. If you could change one thing about #2's plot line, what would you change?

Possibly make it a bit funnier but then I worry about it being too light. No, I wouldn't change a thing.

08. Explain a relationship between two people (not necessarily romantic) from show #5, and why you like the relationship between them.

I like the Spike/Dawn pairing because he doesn't generally treat her like a kid the way the rest of the group does. He protects her but he also lets her get into a bit of trouble. But I do like how protective he is of Dawn, especially in the early parts of season six.

09. If the lead title characters (first name in the credits) from #1 and #3 were both drowning, and you could only save one, who would it be?

Betty beats Meredith hands down. Plus, Betty would just be more fun to hang out with.

10. If you could change the title characters' order in the credits for #4, what order would you choose?

Nothing to change.

11. If you were able to add a new character, any kind of character you wanted, to the storyline for #6, what would the character be like, and what would their role be?

I think maybe a brother for Sydney. Someone besides Vaughn and Will who she could trust. He would be a super spy like her and maybe raised by Irina or the KGB or some Rambaldi contingent. But he's a double agent for the CIA. Something like that.

12. What happens in your favorite episode of show #2?

I am kind of hoping that it will happen in season four. I am not sure I could pick a favorite episode right now.

13. If you could kill off one of the characters in #1, who would it be and how would you do it?

Oooh. I think maybe have Alexis accidentally kill Bradford but then she frames Daniel and then he goes to jail but then Betty finds out the truth and Daniel is freed.

14. If you got the chance to visit the set for either show #3 or show #5, which would you choose?

I am picking Buffy.

15. If you could date anyone from any of these shows, which show and which person?

It's kind of huge tie between Sark, Vaughn, Bright, Lee, Helo, Sam, McDreamy, and Spike. Don't make me choose, folks.

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Five things you don't know about me

Maire tagged me.

1. I was born with black eyes.

2. Until I was thirteen I wanted to be a soap opera actress and/or singer.

3. The first cuss word I ever said was in farsi and I was two years old. Ha!

4. Swimming laps is my favorite exercise but I have no access to a pool.

5. I could really use a professional pedicure.


I am tagging Bill, B-Mart, Handrew, and Mikey T.