I-tunes: what do you think of me

From Bill:

I've been meaning to do this meme for a while but just haven't gotten around to it. So, it's what I will leave you with until I can post something sometime in the future.

What do you think of me, iPod?
Boughetto ~ Ali
Dude, I think that says it all. I am bougie and ghetto. Holla!

Will I have a happy life?
Is this Love ~ Bob Marley and the Wailers
I hope this is not a sign that I will be on some eternal quest for love. Yikes.

What do my friends really think of me?
Spend Some Time ~ Eminem
Aww. My friends like to spend time with me. You guys are sweet.

Do people secretly lust after me?
Love Song for No One ~ John Mayer
I think that says it all. Nobody lusts after me.

How can I make myself happy?
No Memory ~ Stone Temple Pilots
So if I forget myself and my past, I will be happy? You are fickle, I-tunes.

What should I do with my life?
Kingdom Come ~ Coldplay
Sweet! I always wanted to rule the world. Muahahahahahahaha!

Why must life be so full of pain?
Asking Too Much ~ Ani DiFranco
Yes, we are too materialistic; aren't we? Even Mike agrees.

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
I Got A Woman ~ John Mayer Trio
I-tunes, am I gay?

Will I die happy?
The Bagman's Gambit ~ The Decemberists
Well, at least I know they will never catch me. Hee. Bill, you may be the only one who gets that.

Can you give me some advice?
Dance of the Seven Veils ~ Liz Phair
Okay, don't fall in love with dead men. I can do that.

What do you think happiness is?
Oragami ~ Ani DiFranco
I am an all powerful, Amazon warrior and not some sniveling girl. Also,saving men and then telling them to fucking figure it out themselves is happiness? Actually, you might be right, I-tunes.

What'’s my favorite fetish?
Last Night ~ The Strokes
Hmmm. Watching Buffy and Spike have hot sex really isn't too far off the mark.